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Here's a key for the $*'s.
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$n = Player's name (The person to use the social)
$N = Victim's name (Who the player targets)
$m = him/her/it -- Player
$M = him/her/it -- Victim
$s = his/her/its -- Player
$S = his/her/its -- Victim
$e = he/she/it -- Player
$E = he/she/it -- Victim



punt
You totally miss with your windmill kick. Nice one block-head.
$n attempts to kick nothing, $e doesn't do very well.
You punt $N through the uprights!
$n grins and punts $N through the uprights! It's good!
$n grins and punts you through the uprights! Have a nice flight!
You try and punt yourself...
$n tries to kick $mself.

jaw
Your jaw drops at what you just said.
$s jaw drops at what $e just said... is $e possessed?
Your jaw drops at what $N just said.
$n's jaw drops at what $N just said.
$n's jaw drops at what you just said.
Your jaw drops at what you just said.
$s jaw drops at what $e just said... is $e possessed?

drunk
You drunkenly stumble into a wall.
$n drunkenly stumbles into a wall.
You drunkenly stumble into $N.
$n drunkenly stumbles into $N.
$n drunkenly stumbles into you.
You somehow stumble into yourself. You need help you lush.
$n somehow manages to stumble into $mself. What a lush.

waddle
You waddle around like a happy little penguin.
$n waddles around like a happy little penguin.
You do the happy penguin dance with $N.
$n does the happy penguin dance with $N.
$n does the happy penguin dance with you.
You try and do the happy penguin dance with yourself....pervert.
$n tries to waddle $mself.....what a weirdo.

cowsex
You look for the nearest cow.
$n Grabs a cow and shanks it silly!
You grab a cow, shank it while staring at $N!
$n does his best Stylee imitation with a cow in heat.
$n grabs a cow, shagging it silly while staring at you lustily.
You try to pretend you are a cow, but find it tough to shag yourself.
$n tries to have cowsex with no one else, but fails miserably.

gack
Gaaack!
$n gacks with dismay!
Appalled, you gack at $N.
$n gacks expressively, shooting $N a dismayed look.
$n gacks, and looks your way, dismayed.
*GACK!*
Appalled, $n gacks at $mself!

bounce
BOIINNNNNNGG!
$n bounces around with a happy smile.
You bounce onto $S lap and wiggle about.
$n bounces onto $N's lap and wiggles about.
$n bounces onto your lap and wiggles about.
You bounce your head like a basketball.
$n plays basketball with $s head.

smile
You smile happily.
$n smiles happily.
You smile at $M.
$n beams a smile at $N.
$n smiles at you.
You smile at yourself.
$n smiles at $mself.

dance
Feels silly, doesn't it?
$n dances wildly before you!
You lead $M to the dancefloor.
$n sends $N across the dancefloor.
$n sends you across the dancefloor.
You skip and dance around by yourself.
$n skips a light Fandango.

cackle
You cackle gleefully.
$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!
You cackle gleefully at $N
$n cackles gleefully at $N.
$n cackles gleefully at you. Better keep your distance from $m.
You cackle at yourself. Now, THAT'S strange!
$n is really crazy now! $e cackles at $mself.

laugh
You fall down laughing.
$n falls down laughing.
You laugh at $N mercilessly.
$n laughs at $N mercilessly.
$n laughs at you mercilessly. Hmmmmph.
You laugh at yourself. I would, too.
$n laughs at $mself. Let's all join in!!!

giggle
You giggle.
$n giggles.
You giggle in $S presence.
$n giggles at $N's actions.
$n giggles at you. Hope it's not contagious!
You giggle at yourself, which makes you giggle at yourself, which makes
you ...
$n giggles at $mself. $e must be nervous or something.

shake
You shake your head.
$n shakes $s head.
You shake $S hand.
$n shakes $N's hand.
$n shakes your hand.
You are shaken by yourself.
$n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly.

puke
You puke...chunks everywhere!!! YUK!
$n pukes.
You puke on $M.
$n pukes on $N.
$n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!
You puke on yourself.
$n pukes on $s clothes.

growl
Grrrrrrrrrr...
$n growls.
Grrrrrrrrrr....take that, $N!!!
$n growls at $N. Better leave the room before the fighting starts.
$n growls at you. Hey, two can play it that way!
You growl at yourself. Boy, do you feel bitter!
$n growls at $mself. This could get interesting...

scream
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!
$n screams loudly!
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!
$n screams loudly at $N. Better leave before $n blames you, too!!!
$n screams at you! That's not nice! *sniff*
You scream at yourself. Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!
$n screams loudly at $mself! Is there a full moon up?

comfort
Do you feel uncomfortable?
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You comfort $M.
$n comforts $N.
$n comforts you.
You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.
$n has no one to comfort $m but $mself

sigh
You sigh.
$n sighs.
You sigh as you think of $M.
$n sighs at the sight of $N.
$n sighs as $e thinks of you. Touching, huh?
You sigh at yourself. You MUST be lonely.
$n sighs at $mself. What a sorry sight.

sulk
You sulk.
$n sulks in the corner.
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hug
Hug who?
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You hug $M.
$n hugs $N.
$n hugs you.
You hug yourself.
$n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship.

snuggle
Who?
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You snuggle $M.
$n snuggles up to $N.
$n snuggles up to you.
You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.
$n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.

cuddle
Who do you feel like cuddling today?
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You cuddle $M.
$n cuddles $N.
$n cuddles you.
You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)
$n cuddles up to $s shadow. What a sorry sight.

nuzzle
Nuzzle who??
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You nuzzle $S neck softly.
$n softly nuzzles $N's neck.
$n softly nuzzles your neck.
I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.
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cry
Waaaaah..
$n bursts into tears.
You cry on $S shoulder.
$n cries on $N's shoulder.
$n cries on your shoulder.
You cry to yourself.
$n sobs quietly to $mself.

poke
Poke who??
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You poke $M in the ribs.
$n pokes $N in the ribs.
$n pokes you in the ribs.
You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.
$n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.

accuse
Accuse who??
$n is in an accusing mood.
You look accusingly at $M.
$n looks accusingly at $N.
$n looks accusingly at you.
You accuse yourself.
$n seems to have a bad conscience.

grin
You grin evilly.
$n grins evilly.
You grin evilly at $M.
$n grins evilly at $N.
$n grins evilly at you. Hmmm. Better keep your distance.
You grin at youself. You must be getting very bad thoughts.
$n grins at $mself. You must wonder what's in $s mind.

bow
You bow deeply.
$n bows deeply.
You bow before $M.
$n bows before $N.
$n bows before you.
You kiss your toes.
$n folds up like a jacknife and kisses $s own toes.

applaud
Clap, clap, clap.
$n gives a round of applause.
You clap at $N's actions.
$n claps at $N's actions.
$n gives you a round of applause. You MUST'VE done something good!
You applaud at yourself. Boy, are we conceited!
$n applauds at $mself. Boy, are we conceited!

blush
Your cheeks are burning.
$n blushes.
You get all flustered up seeing $M.
$n blushes as $e sees $N here.
$n blushes as $e sees you here. Such an effect on people!
You blush at your own folly.
$n blushes as $e notices $s boo-boo.

burp
You burp loudly.
$n burps loudly.
You burp loudly to $M in response.
$n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.
$n burps loudly in response to your remark.
You burp at yourself.
$n burps at $mself. What a sick sight.

chuckle
You chuckle politely.
$n chuckles politely.
You chuckle at $S joke.
$n chuckles at $N's joke.
$n chuckles at your joke.
You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.
$n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.

clap
You clap your hands together.
$n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together.
You clap at $S performance.
$n claps at $N's performance.
$n claps at your performance.
You clap at your own performance.
$n claps at $s own performance.

cough
Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!
$n coughs loudly.
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curtsey
You curtsey to your audience.
$n curtseys gracefully.
You curtsey to $M.
$n curtseys gracefully to $N.
$n curtseys gracefully for you.
You curtsey to your audience (yourself).
$n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m.

fart
Where are your manners ?
$n lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops $n!
You fart at $M. Boy, you are sick.
$n farts in the direction of $N. Better flee before $e turns to you!
$n farts in your direction. You gasp for air.
You fart at yourself. You deserve it.
$n farts at $mself. Better $m than you.

flip
You flip head over heels.
$n flips head over heels.
You flip $M over your shoulder.
$n flips $N over $s shoulder.
$n flips you over $s shoulder. Hmmmm.
You tumble all over the room.
$n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.

fondle
Who needs to be fondled ?
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You fondly fondle $M.
$n fondly fondles $N.
$n fondly fondles you.
You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it?
$n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far!!

frown
You frown disapprovingly.
$n frowns.
You frown at what $E did.
$n frowns at what $N did.
$n frowns at what you did.
You frown at yourself. Poor baby.
$n frowns at $mself. What a sad puppy....

gasp
You gasp in astonishment.
$n gasps in astonishment.
You gasp as you realize what $E did.
$n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.
$n gasps as $e realizes what you did.
You look at yourself and gasp!
$n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonisment!

glare
You glare at nothing in particular.
$n glares around $m.
You glare icily at $M.
$n glares at $N.
$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.
You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.
$n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?

groan
You groan loudly.
$n groans loudly.
You groan at the sight of $M.
$n groans at the sight of $N.
$n groans at the sight of you.
You groan as you realize what you have done.
$n groans as $e realizes what $e has done.

grope
Whom do you wish to grope ??
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Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?
$n gropes $N.
$n gropes you.
You grope yourself - YUCK.
$n gropes $mself - YUCK.

hiccup
*HIC*
$n hiccups.
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lick
You lick your mouth and smile.
$n licks $s mouth and smiles.
You lick $N's jawline delicately.
$n licks $N's jawline delicately.
$n licks your jawline delicately.
You lick your own eyebrows.
$n licks $s own eyebrows.

love
You love the whole world.
$n loves everybody in the world.
You tell your true feelings to $N.
$n whispers softly to $N.
$n whispers to you sweet words of love.
Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does !)
$n loves $mself, can you believe it ?

moan
You start to moan.
$n starts moaning.
You moan for the loss of $M.
$n moans for the loss of $N.
$n moans at the sight of you. Hmmmm.
You moan at yourself.
$n makes $mself moan.

nibble
Nibble on who ?
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You nibble on $N's ear.
$n nibbles on $N's ear.
$n nibbles on your ear.
You nibble on your OWN ear ???????????????????
$n nibbles on $s OWN ear (I wonder how it is done !!).

pout
Ah, don't take it so hard.
$n pouts.
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ruffle
You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.
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You ruffle $N's hair playfully.
$n ruffles $N's hair playfully.
$n ruffles your hair playfully.
You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest
think you're crazy.
$n ruffles $s hair - weirdo!

shiver
Brrrrrrrrr.
$n shivers uncomfortably.
You shiver at the thought of fighting $M.
$n shivers at the thought of fighting $N.
$n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.
You shiver to yourself?
$n scares $mself to shivers.

shrug
You shrug.
$n shrugs helplessly.
You shrug in response to $S question.
$n shrugs in response to $N's question.
$n shrugs in response to your question.
You shrug to yourself.
$n shrugs to $mself. What a strange person.

sing
You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky.
HEY CLERICS! I COULD USE A HEAL! $n has begun to sing.
You sing a ballad to $M.
$n sings a ballad to $N.
$n sings a ballad to you! How sweet!
You sing a little ditty to yourself.
$n sings a little ditty to $mself.

slap
What is the sound of one hand slapping?
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*thwock!* You slap $N ringingly.
*thwock!* $n slaps $N!
$n slaps you stingingly.
You slap yourself, silly you.
$n slaps $mself, really strange ...

smirk
You smirk.
$n smirks.
You smirk at $S saying.
$n smirks at $N's saying.
$n smirks at your saying.
You smirk at yourself. Okay.....
$n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'.

snap
Eureka! You snap your fingers.
$n snaps $s fingers.
You snap back at $M.
$n snaps back at $N.
$n snaps back at you!
You snap yourself to attention.
$n snaps $mself to attention.

sneeze
Gesundheit !
$n sneezes.
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snicker
You snicker softly.
$n snickers softly.
You snicker with $M about your shared secret.
$n snickers with $N about their shared secret.
$n snickers with you about your shared secret.
You snicker at your own evil thoughts.
$n snickers at $s own evil thoughts.

sniff
You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*
$n sniffs sadly.
You sniff sadly at the way $E is treating you.
$n sniffs sadly at the way $N is treating $m.
$n sniffs sadly at the way you are treating $m.
You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.
$n sniffs sadly at $mself. Something MUST be bothering $m.

snore
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
$n snores loudly.
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squeeze
Where, what, how, WHO ???
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You squeeze $M fondly.
$n squeezes $N fondly.
$n squeezes you fondly.
You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!
$n squeezes $mself.

stare
You stare at the sky.
$n stares at the sky.
You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes..
$n stares dreamily at $N.
$n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.
You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.
$n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!

strut
Strut your stuff.
$n struts proudly.
You strut to get $S attention.
$n struts, hoping to get $N's attention.
$n struts, hoping to get your attention.
You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.
$n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world.

thank
Thank you too.
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You thank $N heartily.
$n thanks $N heartily.
$n thanks you heartily.
You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !
$n thanks $mself since you won't.

twiddle
You patiently twiddle your thumbs.
$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.
You twiddle $S ears.
$n twiddles $N's ears.
$n twiddles your ears.
You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.
$n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo.

wave
You wave.
$n waves happily.
You wave goodbye to $N.
$n waves goodbye to $N.
$n waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey.
Are you going on adventures as well??
$n waves goodbye to $mself.

whistle
You whistle appreciatively.
$n whistles appreciatively.
You whistle at the sight of $M.
$n whistles at the sight of $N.
$n whistles at the sight of you.
You whistle a little tune to yourself.
$n whistles a little tune to $mself.

wiggle
Your wiggle your bottom.
$n wiggles $s bottom.
You wiggle your bottom toward $M.
$n wiggles $s bottom toward $N.
$n wiggles $s bottom toward you.
You wiggle about like a fish.
$n wiggles about like a fish.

wink
Have you got something in your eye?
$n winks suggestively.
You wink suggestively at $N.
$n winks at $N.
$n winks suggestively at you.
You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to?
$n winks at $mself - something strange is going on...

yawn
You must be tired.
$n yawns.
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snowball
Who do you want to throw a snowball at?
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You throw a snowball in $N's face.
$n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at $N.
$n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at you.
You conjure a snowball from the thin air and throw it at yourself.
$n conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at $mself.

french
Kiss whom?
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You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...
$n kisses $N passionately.
$n gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...
You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.
$n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.

comb
You comb your hair - perfect.
$n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen !
You patiently untangle $N's hair - what a mess !
$n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair.
$n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.
You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.
$n tries to comb $s tangled hair.

massage
Massage what? Thin air?
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You gently massage $N's shoulders.
$n massages $N's shoulders.
$n gently massages your shoulders - Ahhhhhhhhhh...
You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.
$n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself.

tickle
Whom do you want to tickle?
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You tickle $N.
$n tickles $N.
$n tickles you - ho ho ho.
You tickle yourself, how funny!
$n tickles $mself.

pat
Pat who?
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You pat $N on $S head.
$n pats $N on $S head.
$n pats you on your head.
You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring.
$n pats $mself on the head.

curse
You swear loudly for a long time.
$n swears : #@*"*&^*#%@*&! !!!!!
You swear at $M.
$n swears at $N.
$n swears at you! Where are the manners?
You swear at your own mistakes.
$n starts swearing at $mself. Why don't you help?

prayer
You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.
$n begs and grovels to the powers that be.
You crawl in the dust before $M.
$n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.
$n kisses the dirt at your feet.
Talk about narcissism...
$n performs some strange yoga-exercises and mumbles a prayer to $mself.

beg
You beg for money like a bum.
$n waves a cup labeled 'donation' around the room. Pitiful.
You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.
$n begs you for money. You graciously let $m peep at your fortune.
$n begs $N for a {ygold{x or two... or twenty!
Begging yourself for money doesn't help.
$n is so poor $e resorts to begging $mself for money.

cringe
You cringe in terror.
$n cringes in terror!
You cringe away from $M.
$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.
$n cringes away from you.
I beg your pardon?
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daydream
You dream of better times.
$n looks absent-minded, his eyes staring into space.
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fume
Take it easy now! count to ten, very slowly.
$n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.
You stare at $M, fuming.
$n stares at $N, fuming with rage.
$n stares at you, fuming with rage!
That's right - hate yourself!
$n clenches $s fists and stomps his feet, fuming with anger.

grovel
You grovel in the dirt.
$n grovels in the dirt.
You grovel before $M
$n grovels in the dirt before $N.
$n grovels in the dirt before you.
That seems a little silly to me.
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hop
You hop around like a little kid.
$n hops around like a little kid.
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nudge
Nudge whom?
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You nudge $M.
$n nudges $N.
$n nudges you.
You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.
$n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake.

ponder
You ponder the question.
$n sits down and thinks deeply.
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punch
Punch whom?
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You punch $M playfully.
$n punches $N playfully.
$n punches you playfully. OUCH!
You punch yourself. You deserve it.
$n punches $mself. Why don't you join in?

snarl
You grizzle your teeth and look mean.
$n snarls angrily.
You snarl at $M.
$n snarls at $N.
$n snarls at you, for some reason.
You snarl at yourself.
$n snarls at $mself.

spank
Spank whom?
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You spank $M playfully.
$n spanks $N playfully.
$n spanks you playfully. OUCH!
You spank yourself....HMMMMMMM...
$n spanks $mself....HMMMMMMM...

hand
Kiss whose hand?
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You kiss $S hand.
$n kisses $N's hand. How continental!
$n kisses your hand. How continental!
You kiss your own hand.
$n kisses $s own hand.

yodel
You think of Julie Andrews and start to yodel.
$n begins to yodel: HEY!! CLERICS!! I COULD USE A HEAL!!!
$N covers $S ears as you begin to yodel.
$n yodels to $N.
$n yodels to you...you cringe and turn away.
Well, it's up to you if you want to damage your hearing.
$n yodels to $mself. What a sado-masochist.

faint
You faint.
$n faints.
You faint into $S arms.
$n faints into $N's open arms.
$n just fainted into YOUR arms.
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pinch
You say, 'A pinch of this, and a dab of that.'
$n says, 'A pinch of this and a dab of that.'
You squeeze $S bottom and grin.
$n pinches $N's bottom and grins.
$n pinches your bottom and grins.
You pinch yourself to see if you are dreaming!
$n pinches $mself to see if $e is dreaming!

stroke
You stroke the air vaguely.
$n makes vague stroking motions.
You gently stroke $S inner thigh. $N inhales sharply.
$N exhales sharply and suddenly.
$n gently strokes your inner thigh. You inhale sharply.
You are about to do something you'd rather not be caught doing.
$n looks around sheepishly, $s hand nearing $m naughty parts.

apologize
You apologize until you are blue in the face.
$n apologizes profusely.
You might as well apologize because $E sure as hell won't.
$n apologizes to $N with a very sincere look on $s face.
$n apologizes to you and begs for forgiveness.
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caress
Who do you wish to caress?
$n looks for someone to caress.
You tenderly caress $M.
$n tenderly caresses $N.
$n tenderly caresses your body.
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stagger
You stagger blindly around the room.
$n staggers blindly around the room.
You stagger toward $N as the room begins to spin.
$n staggers into $N.
$n staggers blindly into you.
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snort
You snort derisively.
$n snorts derisively.
You snort derisively at $N.
$n snorts derisively at $N.
$n snorts at you.
You snort derisively at yourself.
$n snorts derisively at $sself.

slobber
You slobber down your front.
$n slobbers all over $mself.
You slobber on $N.
$n slobbers on $N **Yuck**
$n slobbers disgustingly on you.
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blink
You bat your eyelashes.
$n blinks innocently.
You blink innocently at $N.
$n blinks innocently at $N.
$n blinks innocently at you.
You try to convince yourself of your innocence.
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tease
What a tease. SHEESH.
$n looks around for someone to tease.
You tease $N in a playful way.
$n sticks $s tongue out at $N.
$n sticks $s tongue out at you, what a DORK!!
You tease yourself. NYAH NYAH NYAH.
$n teases $mself.

knee
You raise one knee, preparing to do justice...
$n cocks one knee threateningly.
You knee $M hard in the groin.
$N doubles over in pain as $n knees $M in the groin!
$n suddenly knees you in the groin! You fall to your knees in agony.
What ARE you thinking !?!??!?!?!?!
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flirt
You flirt outrageously.
$n is an outrageous flirt.
You flirt with $N trying to get $S attention.
$n flirts with $N, hmmm wonder what $e wants? *wink*
$n flirts with you.
You flirt with yourself -- what ARE you trying to gain!?!?!?
$n flirts with $mself, wonder what $e is trying to accomplish?

tip
You tip your hat gallantly.
$n gallantly tips $s hat.
You tip your hat to $N.
$n gallantly tips $s hat to $N.
$n gallantly tips $s hat to you.
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lust
Your hormones begin to rage.
$n has that look of lust in $s eyes --- Get away QUICK!
You have lust after $N.
$n looks lustily at $N.
$n lusts after your delectable body.
Oh, please! You aren't THAT great...
$n lusts after $mself, lonely eh?

flutter
You flutter your eyelashes seductively.
$n flutters $s eyelashes seductively.
You flutter your eyelashes at $N, trying to be seductive.
$n flirts with $N, flutters $s eyelashes at $M.
$n flutters $s eyelashes at you coyly.
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bark
You bark loudly.
$n barks like a dog. GO DAWGS SIC 'EM!!! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
You bark at $N scaring $M silly -- SHAME ON YOU!!
$n barks at $N scaring $M senseless.
$n barks loudly at you, you back away, because $e might bite too!!
You bark at yourself and jump back in fear.
$n barks at $mself and cowers in fear.

howl
You howl at the moon.
$n howls at the moon.
You howl soulfully at $N.
$n howls at $N.
$n howls soulfully at you.
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babble
You babble endlessly.
$n babbles endlessly, won't $e EVER shut up?
You babble to $N for hours on end.
$n babbles to $N for what seems an eternity, how can $N stand it?
$n babbles at you. You nod mechanically, hoping $e will shut up soon.
You babble on and on to yourself, FINALLY! someone who LISTENS!!
$n babbles quietly to $mself.

ramble
You ramble on and on.
$n rambles on about a boring exploit.
You ramble on to $N about your past adventures.
$n blithers on and on to $N about something.
$n tells you a rather boring tale, you feign interest.
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hush
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
$n requests everyone quiet down. Shhhhhhhhhhh...
You nicely ask $N to be more quiet.
$n nicely asks $N to be more quiet.
$n kindly requests that you please quiet down.
You realize you are loud and obnoxious and try to silence yourself.
$n covers $s mouth in an attempt to silence $mself.

threaten
You threaten everyone with your overwhelming presence.
You feel threatened in the presence of the great $n.
You stand tall as you threaten $N.
$n threatens $N forcefully.
$n threatens you...oooooooh scary *laugh*
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roll
You roll your eyes in disgust.
$n rolls $s eyes, disgusted.
You look at $N and roll your eyes in disgust.
$n rolls $s eyes in disgust at $N.
$n rolls $s eyes at you.
At whom do you wish to roll your eyes?
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swoon
You swoon.
$n swoons in absolute ecstasy.
You look at $N and swoon in ecstasy.
$n looks at $N and swoons in ecstasy.
$n looks at you and swoons in ecstasy.
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bird
You flick a bird...How obscene!
$n flicks a bird at no one in particular.
You shoot a bird at $N.
$n gives $N the bird.
$n gives you the bird...What an ass!
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eyebrow
You raise an eyebrow at the notion.
$n raises an eyebrow.
You raise your eyebrow at $N.
$n raises an eyebrow at $N's weird actions.
$n raises an eyebrow at you.
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serenade
You raise your voice in a loud serenade to your invisible love.
$n raises $s voice to serenade the world.
You raise your voice in a loving serenade to $N.
$n raises $s voice in a loving serenade to $N.
$n serenades you, you are swept away by $s voice.
You sing a loud serenade to yourself. What type of person are you?!
$n serenades $mself. What an ego!

grimace
You grimace painfully at the thought.
$n grimaces painfully at the thought.
You grimace at $N.
$n grimaces at $n.
$n grimaces at you. What could be wrong?
You grimace painfully at your thoughts.
$n grimaces painfully to $mself.

boggle
You boggle at the concept.
$n boggles at the concept.
You boggle at $N.
$n boggles at $N.
$n boggles at you.
You boggle at yourself. Hmmm...intriguing.
$n boggles quietly to $mself.

beckon
You beckon for everyone to follow.
$n beckons for everyone to follow.
You beckon for $N to follow -- sure hope they do!
$n beckons $N to follow...hmmm what's going on?
$n beckons for you to follow.
You beckon to your shadow to follow.
$n beckons to $s shadow to follow.

wonder
You wonder about how things could have been.
$n gets a blank stare on $s face. What could $e be wondering about?
You look at $N and wonder what will happen.
$n looks at $N and wonders....
$n looks at you quizzically.
You wonder about yourself and your purpose here.
A blank stare crosses $n's face. What could $e be wondering about?

worry
You worry about what's going to happen.
A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face. Wonder what's wrong?
You look at $N worriedly.
$n looks at $N with a troubled gaze.
$n looks at you worriedly.
You worry about what's going to happen.
A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face. Wonder what's wrong?

drool
You drool down the front of your shirt.
$n drools all over $mself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!
You drool messily on $N.
$n drools upon $N.
$n looks at you lustily and drools.
You drool down the front of your shirt.
$n drools all over $mself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!

nod
You nod.
$n nods.
You nod at $N.
$n nods at $N.
$n nods at you in agreement.
You attempt to nod at yourself and get dizzy instead.
$n nods quietly to $mself. What a wacko.

purr
You purr contentedly.
$n purrs contentedly.
You rub up against $N and purr contentedly.
$n rubs against $N and purrs contentedly.
$n rubs up against you and purrs contentedly.
You purr quietly to yourself.
$n purrs contentedly to $mself.

point
You point in every direction.
$n points excitedly!
You point at $N.
$n points excitedly at $N!
$n points at you. How rude!
You point at yourself, obviously very confused.
$n points at $mself, obviously very confused.

rub
You rub your hands together in greedy anticipation.
$n rubs $s hands together in greedy anticipation.
You give $N a nice, long, kinky rubdown.
$n gives $N a nice long rubdown.
$n gives you a rubdown, running $s hands over your tense
shoulders...Mmmm...
You rub yourself...lingering a little too long in some places.
$n rubs $mself...what a creep!

bleed
You bleed profusely -- making a horrible mess!
$n weakly bleeds all over the floor.
You bleed on $N -- ewww!
$n bleeds on $N. Watch out, YOU might be next!
$n bleeds on you -- ewww! Get away!!
You bleed all over yourself.
$n bleeds profusely all over $mself.

highfive
You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to...umm...absolutely nothing.
$n wildly high fives the air, looking very foolish -- very foolish indeed.
You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to $N!
$n enthusiastically high-five's $N!
$n gives you a BIG high five! Way to go!!
You try to give yourself a high five. What ARE you thinking?
$n tries to high five $mself, but ends up looking foolish instead.

propose
You propose to everyone in the room.
$n proposes to everyone in the room. Very odd.
You kneel and romantically propose to $N.
$n gets on one knee and proposes to $N.
$n gets down on one knee and romantically proposes to you.
You are SO full of yourself!
$n proposes to $mself -- how narcissistic!

peer
You peer around yourself intently.
$n peers around $mself intently.
You peer intently at $N.
$n peers intently at $N.
$n peers at you intently.
You get a little cross-eyed with your attempts to stare yourself down.
$n peers at $mself, crossing $s eyes in the process.

worship
You prostrate yourself and worship the gods!
$n prostrates $mself and worships the gods!
You fall on your knees and worship $N.
$n falls on $s knees and worships $N.
$n falls to the ground and worships you.
You worship yourself.
$n worships $mself.

bearhug
Whom do you wish to bearhug?
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You overwhelm $N with a great, big, hulking bearhug.
$n encompasses $N in an ENORMOUS bearhug!
$n clutches you tightly in an overwhelming bearhug!
You vainly clutch yourself in a bearhug for consolation.
$n hugs $mself as tightly as possible. Looks like $e could use a hand.

innocent
You innocently whistle a tune.
$n looks around and whistles innocently.
You look at $N and bat your eyelashes -- the picture of innocence!
$n bats $s eyelashes innocently at $N.
$n looks at you and innocently bats $s eyelashes.
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collapse
You collapse on the floor from exhaustion.
$n dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion.
You collapse right into $N's arms.
$n collapses right into $N's arms.
Suddenly, $n collapses into your arms from exhaustion.
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stretch
You lean back and streeeeeettch your arms and legs.
$n stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it?
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spam
You mutter, 'spam' quietly to yourself again and again.
$n rests in a corner and mutters 'spam' quietly to $mself.
You SPAM $N mercilessly!
$n spams $N!
You've been SPAMMED by $n!
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boast
You boast loudly of all your amazing accomplishments.
$n boasts loudly in a pigheaded fashion.
You boast to $N of all your great deeds.
$n boasts to $N.
Once again, $n boasts to you, what a bloated ego!
You boast to yourself of all your great feats! Your own biggest fan.
$n boasts to $mself -- what an ego!

squirm
You squirm uncontrollably in your consternation.
$n squirms uncontrollably, suddenly looking very uncomfortable.
You look at $N and squirm with delight.
$n looks at $N and squirms with delight.
$n looks at you and squirms with delight.
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moo
You chew your cud and moo plaintively. Muh-OOOOO!
$n turns cowlike eyes on you, chews $s cud, and moos plaintively.
You focus all your bovine Zen on $N, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO!
Slowly, $n looks at $N, chews $s cud, and muh-OOOOs!
$n moos at you. What could that possibly mean?
You settle down into the center of your bovine Zen; the foolish world thinks you're just mooing.
$n is mooing at $mself again... You look for an exit...

moon
You drop your drawers and moon everyone in the room!
$n drops $s pants and gives you the vertical smile!
You bend over and moon $N.
$n drops $s pants and rudely moons $N!
$n bends over and gives you the vertical smile!
You try to moon yourself, but you can't see your A** that well.
$n nearly goes into convulsions while trying to moon $mself.

goose
Who would you like to goose?
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You tenderly goose $N on the tush.
$n reaches around $N's backside and gooses $M tenderly.
$n gooses you tenderly!
You pinch yourself on the rear, you must be desperate.
$n pinches $mself on the rear.

wince
You wince in agony.
$n winces in agony.
You look at $N and wince at $S remark.
$n winces at $N's remark.
$n winces at your remark.
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type
You can't type for crap tonight! You give up in frustration!
$n throws $s hands up in disgust at $s lousy typing skills!
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brb
Hope to see you soon!
$n will be right back!
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mutter
You mutter quietly to yourself.
$n mutters something quietly to $mself.
You mutter something to $N.
$n looks at $N and mutters something nasty under $s breath.
$n looks at you and mutters something nasty under $s breath.
You mutter quietly to yourself.
$n mutters something quietly to $mself.

rofl
You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
$n falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
You fall to the floor laughing at $N's remark.
$n rolls on the floor laughing at $N's antics!
$n rolls on the floor laughing at your antics!
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sob
You sob quietly to yourself.
$n sobs in misery.
You sob quietly to yourself because $N has hurt your feelings so
badly.
$n sobs quietly to $mself because $N was a jerk!
You feel like a cad because you've made $n sob.
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pant
You pant lustily.
$n pants lustily.
You pant lustily at $M.
$n looks at $N and pants lustily.
$n looks at you and pants lustily...
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whine
You whine to anyone who will listen to you.
$n whines pathetically to anyone who will listen.
You whine to $M, hoping desperately that at least $E will give a damn.
$n whines pathetically to $N.
$n whines pathetically to you. What a loser!
You whine to yourself, probably the only one who will listen.
$n whines to $mself. At least $e isn't bitching to YOU.

flex
You flex your muscles proudly!
$n flexes $s muscles...what a stud!?!
You show off to $N, flexing your muscles proudly.
$n flexes $s muscles, in a vain attempt to impress $N.
$n flexes $s muscles in a vain attempt to show off to you.
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embrace
Who would you like to embrace?
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You wrap your arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace.
$n wraps $s arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace.
$n takes you in $s arms in a warm and loving embrace.
You try to console yourself with a loving embrace.
$n tries to console $mself by wrapping $s arms around $mself.

duck
DUCK!!!!
$n ducks defensively.
You duck defensively, anticipating the oncoming swipe from $N.
$n ducks, anticipating $N's reaction.
$n ducks, please oh please don't hit $m!
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bonk
***BONK!!!***
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You bonk $N on the head for being such a moron.
$n bonks $N on the head for being such an UTTER moron.
$n bonks you on the head for being so foolish.
You bonk yourself, fool that you are.
$n bonks $mself and grimaces in pain.

squeal
You squeal with delight!
$n lets out a sudden squeal of delight!
You look at $N and squeal with delight!
$n squeals with delight at $N.
$n looks at you and squeals with delight!
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tackle
You're going to tackle everyone in the room?!
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You tackle $N playfully.
$n playfully tackles $N.
$n brings you down in a playful tackle!
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spit
You spit in utter disgust.
$n spits in utter disgust!
You spit on $N...you're gross!
$n spits on $N.
$n spits on you -- how gross!
You spit on yourself, pretty nasty eh?
$n spits on $mself...what a sicko!

life
You try to get a life, and fail.
$n tries to get a life, and fails.
$N needs to get a life!
$N needs to get a life!
You need to get a life!
But you have none to give!
$n attempts to give $mself a life, but has none to spare.

mosh
ou mosh insanely around the room!
$n moshes insanely around the room!
You mosh sadistically against $N ... you WILL be punished.
$n bounces off of $N in a vain attempt to mosh... what a LOSER.
$n slams into you, moshing painfully against you. That REALLY hurts!
Masochist!
$n throws $mself on the floor, grinding $mself into a bloody pulp

flinch
EEEK... You flinch in obvious pain.
$n flinches in obvious pain... you wonder what $e did THIS time.
Don't you wish you could just crawl under a rock and die?
$n sneaks a glance at $N and flinches.
$n flinches in response to your cold rebuke.
You can't belive what you've done...
$n twitches violently, shocked at $s own behavior.

air
You grab your air guitar and play for all you're worth.
$n air-guitars like a mad man ... EXCELLENT!!!
You hope $E appreciates your (total lack of) talent.
$n is surrounded by air groupies.
$n plays a most excellent tune for you on $s most excellent air guitar.
You play softly to yourself.
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tweak
Tweak who?
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You gently tweak $S cheek. Isn't $E so CUTE?
$n tweaked $N's cheek... don't they look so adorable together?
$n lovingly tweaks your cheek. It reminds you of Grandma... sniff...
You can't DO that.
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peck
Wouldn't you like to do that to a person, or do you prefer air?
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Risking a slap to the face, you give $N a peck on the cheek.
$n smiles and gives $N a chaste peck on the cheek.
$n pecks you on the cheek, how sweet!
You must REALLY like yourself.
$n tries in vain to wrap $s lips around $s cheeks.

explode
You feel the blood boiling in your veins!
$n turns a deep red, fighting to contain $s temper...
You feel your rage explode deep in the pit of your stomach...
$n burns holes through $N with his explosive anger!
$n is ANGRY with you... I'd run if I were you!!!
Your soul burns brightly then fades to nothing.
$n implodes!!! Only a grease spot remains where $e once stood.

raspberry
You stick your tongue out at ... well, no one.
$n sticks $s tongue out, catching a few flies in the process.
You give $N the raspberry... and spit all over yourself.
$n gives $N the raspberry... PHBT! What a mess... Spit EVERYWHERE!
You are splattered with saliva as $n gives you the raspberry... HOW RUDE!
You try to stick your tongue out at yourself... somehow, it isn't the same.
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flash
You grin and strut as you open your coat and show what you've got!
$n rips $s clothes off and parades naked around the room!
Swiftly you jerk open your jacket, trying to get $M to notice you.
Cover your eyes, $n is exposing $mself to $n! EWWWW!
You gasp! $n has just revealed $s "equipment" to you!
That's sick.
PERVERT PRESENT! $n is trying to flash $mself

strip
You do a slow strip tease for the people...
$n begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act...
You start to undress $N ... one piece of clothing at a time...
$n runs $s hands over $Ns body, slowly stripping away the clothing...
$n has started to strip you... woah BABY!
You can't DO that in public!
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undress
You start to undress in the shadows, waiting for someone to notice.
$n begins to undress... $e is VERY sexy... *Pant*
You undress $M with your eyes... Kinky.
You feel the temperature of the room rise as $n lusts on $N...
Feeling exposed, you sense $n undressing you with $s eyes...
A mirror would work better...
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tongue
You slowly give your tongue a nice workout.
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Mmmm... you give $N a good working over with your tongue...
$n slides $s tongue over $N's body...
$n wraps $s tongue around you, moving it across your young, nubile flesh...
You slowly tongue yourself.
$n slowly tongues $mself... ICK.

view
You sit back and watch the world go by.
$n kicks back and enjoys the view.
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grumble
You grumble distractedly to yourself
$n grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong...
You grumble at $N, disgusted with their presence.
$n seems to be a grumpy bear... $e is grumbling at poor $N.
$n is grumbling at you... what'd you do?
Why bother?
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cheer
You cheer and dance as the joy within you bursts forth!
$n cheers and sings... $e is just BURSTING with joy!
You cheer $N on and wish $M good luck!
*Yay!* Go $N!!! $n cheers $M on.
You are cheered on by $n... you feel so loved!
You cheer silently for yourself since nobody else will
$n resorts to cheering for $mself... how sad.

plead
You beg and plead to anyone who will listen.
$n pleads $s case to anyone who will listen... You ALMOST feel sorry for $s.
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charge
You charge into the fray!
$n charges into the fray! All guts, no brains.
With surprising dexterity, you head-butt $N!
$n ducks down low, charges forward, and head-butts $N!
OOF! $n rammed $s head into your stomach! That HURT.
You run your head into a brick wall. OUCH!
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criticize
Yes, but who?
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You criticize $M with all the warmth of a snake.
With a nasty grin, $n rips apart $Ns efforts.
$n informs you that your attempts need some MAJOR adjustments.
You criticize yourself profusely.
$n tears $mself apart, cursing $s own stupidity.

run
You run away in terror and horror!
$n runs away in utter terror!
You run away from $N in complete terror!
$n runs away from $N in utter terror and horror!
$n runs from you, fearing for $s life!
Are you THAT ugly?
$n looks in the mirror, sees $s face, and runs away terrified!

judge
Yes, but who?
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You judge $m on a scale of 1 to 10.
On a scale from 1 to 10, $n thinks $N is a complete ZERO!!!
$n judges your actions on a scale of 1 to 10 and comes up with ZERO!!!
You don't REALLY want to do that.
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insane
You feel your sanity slipping away...
Before your eyes, $n's sanity is slipping away...
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cover
You cover your ears to protect them from the noise.
$n covers $s ears to protect them from all the noise.
You glare at $N and cover your ears.
$n glares at $N and covers $s ears.
$n covers $s ears because of you... you are TOO LOUD!
No... I don't think so.
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flare
You flare your nostrils disdainfully.
$n flares $s nostrils disdainfully.
You flare your nostrils disdainfully at $N... HOW RUDE!
$n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at $N and turns up $s snobbish nose.
$n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at you... what'd you DO???
*Sniff* But you should LOVE yourself!
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head
You toss your head haughtily.
$n tosses $s head haughtily.
You toss your head haughtily at $N.
$n tosses her head haughtily at $N... what an ATTITUDE!
$n tossed $s head haughtily at you... :(
Why would you do that?
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pie
You pick up a pie and toss it around for a bit.
$n picks up a pie and tosses it around for a bit.
You toss a pie at $N and hit $M right in the FACE!
$n tosses a pie at $N and hits $m right in the FACE!
$n tossed a pie in your face... and now you are all covered in GOO!
You bury your face in the pie... yummmmm!!! :)
$n buries $s face in the pie, licking the pan clean.

cower
You cower in a corner.
$n cowers in a corner and whimpers softly.
You cower away from $N and $S harsh words.
$n cowers in a corner, terrified that $N will come after $m.
You scared poor $n! Now $S is cowering in a corner, afraid for $s life.
You are afraid of your own shadow!
$n cowers in the corner afraid of $s own shadow

noogie
You can't noogie the AIR! It has no head.
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You grab $N, get $M in a head lock and NOOGIE $M!
$n grabs $N in a head lock and NOOGIES $M... ARGH!!!
Oh NO, $n grabs you, throws you in a head lock and NOOGIES you!
You rub your head and create a static charge...
$n rubs $s OWN head and creates a static charge... *ZAP*

yeehaw
You mount your pony(?) and shout YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW!
$n bounces up and down screaming *YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!*
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pissed
You are PISSED!
$n is PISSED so watch out!
You turn a stoney gaze toward $N... you are SOOO pissed at $N!
$n glares at $n.... $n is SOOO PISSED at $m!
$n is pissed at you now... What do you think $e'll DO?
You are PISSED at yourself!
$n is so pissed at $mself. How could $e be so stupid???

passout
You belch and pass out.
$n is OBVIOUSLY intoxicated... $e burps loudly and passes out!
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adjust
You look around, make sure nobody is watching, and you adjust your "Tool."
$n looks around slyly, smiles, then reaches down and "adjusts" $mself...
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scratch
You scratch yourself contentedly.
$n reaches down and scratches $mself... Now $e looks VERY happy.
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meditate
You assume a very comfortable position and begin to meditate.
$n rests and begins to meditate... $e chants softly to $mself.
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bkiss
You blow kisses to the air.
$n blows kisses at no one in particular.
You blow a kiss at $N and wonder if $E will catch it.
$n blows a kiss at $N ... isn't $e so CUTE?
$n blows a kiss at you and hopes you'll blow one back at $m.
You blow a kiss to yourself... isn't the world beautiful?
$n blows a kiss to $mself, obviously very in love.

beer
You pull out a six-pack.
$n starts to juggle a six-pack of beer.
You toss a bottle of beer at $N.
$n tosses a bottle of beer at $N ... let's just hope $e'll catch it!
$n tossed you a bottle of beer... I think $e wants something...
You pop off the top and down a beer.
$n pops the top off a bottle of beer and downs it in one gulp.

bcatch
You reach out and rescue the bottle from its flight.
$n reaches out and grabs the bottle of beer tossed to $m.
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claw
You tighten your hands into a fist.
$n clenches $s fists until blood drips from them...
You claw $S eyes out... GROSS!
$n buries $s nails in $N's eyes ... OH GOD, THE BLOOD!
$n buries $s nails in your eyes and you are blinded by your own blood!
You claw yourself to shreds!
$n rips $mself to shreds with $s fingernails!

rose
Who would you like to give it to?
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You give $M a pretty rose.
$n hands $N a beautiful rose.
$n hands you a beautiful ---'---,--{@
You give yourself a rose and feel a little sad...
$n gives $mself a rose, dont you feel sorry for $m?

laces
Whose laces?
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With the greatest of stealth, you tie $S shoelaces together.
$n sneaks up to $N and ties $S shoelaces together.
You try to take a step, and you hit the world facedown! Someone must have tied your shoelaces together!
You tie your own shoelaces together, try to walk, and promptly fall.
$n cleverly ties $s own shoelaces together, tries to walk, and sprawls flat on the floor.

tag
Tag whom?
$n casts about for someone to tag.
>From nowhere, you pounce on $N and TAG $M remorselessly! BWAHAHA!!!
$n dives from the shadows and TAGS $N. $N IS IT!
$n pounces on you and >>> TAGS <<< you! You're IT!
Unable to catch anyone else, you do the intelligent thing and tag yourself. You're still IT!
Unable to catch anyone else, $n tags $mself. Are you impressed?

tank
You boldly offer to tank for your everyone else. Are you sure you know what you're getting into?
$n offers to tank!
You offer to tank for $N.
$n offers to tank for $N.
$n offers to tank for you!
No one will tank for you, eh?!? WELL, YOU'LL SHOW THEM! (right?)
In dazzling chivalry, $n offers to tank-- for $mself!

starve
You show your prominent ribs and hope that someone will take pity.
$n is withering before your eyes! Starvation!
You throw yourself upon $S mercy, begging for food.
$n begs $N for food. One would think that magic would have cured
hunger by now...
$n is starving before your eyes! Could you spare some food, please?
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aargh
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
$n throws back $s head and howls in profound frustration!
You scream your frustration and grab for $S throat with both hands!
$n howls in frustration, and leaps for $N, trying to throttle $M!
$n grabs for your throat with two hands, howling in frustration!
You scream in frustration at your own stupidity!
$n screams in frustration at $s own stupidity!

homework
Your suddenly remember that you have to defend your thesis today...
$n looks stricken. Could $e have blown off some important homework?
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puff
You mimic Puff at her most annoying.
$n says, "Did you know that I'm written in C?"
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yae
You sigh, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.
$n sighs, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.
There's Yet Another Eeediot in the room, and you're looking right at $M.
$n clearly believes that $N is an Eeediot!
$n glares at you, obviously not impressed with your intelligence.
You bonk yourself for the Eeediot you are!
$n bonks $mself, HARD, and curses $mself for the Eeediot $e is!

lightbulb
*Ding!* Inspiration!
A light bulb appears above $n's head!
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voodoo
Bad juju like this has to be directed at a person.
$n looks hostile for a moment.
You stare daggers at $N, jabbing pins into $S effigy.
$n glares balefully at $N while stabbing a pin into a voodoo doll.
Your heart lurches in your chest, and fiery pain stabs through your skull!
You stab a pin into your own voodoo doll! Agony!
$n jabs a pin into $s own voodoo doll, and twitches in agony!

ogg
Ogg who?
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Engage!
$n oggs $N's head with photon torpedos! $N reels.
$n oggs your head with photon torpedos! You are reeling.
If you do that, the universe will explode.
$n almost oggs $mself, but wisely reconsiders.

confused
Your confusion is showing.
$n blinks slowly...
You blink slowly, trying to decipher $S comment.
$n blinks slowly. Maybe $N left a word out of $S sentence...
$n blinks slowly. Maybe you left a word out of your sentence?
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beam
You beam delightedly at nothing in particular.
$n beams broadly at nothing in particular.
You dazzle $N with your smile.
$n must like $N a great deal to beam at $M so broadly!
$n must like you a great deal to beam at you so broadly!
Well, aren't you special?
$n beams at $mself, obviously pleased.

discodance
Groovy!
$n discos wildly!
You grab $N and disco wildly! Groovy!
$n grabs $N and does $s best Travolta!
$n grabs you and does $s best Travolta!
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scuff
You scuff your foot sheepishly.
$n scuffs $s foot in the dirt, looking very sheepish.
You scuff your foot, avoiding $N's gaze.
$n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids $N's gaze.
$n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids your gaze.
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whap
Whap who?
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You whap $N upside the head!
With a resounding WHAP!, $n reprimands $N.
HEY! $n whaps you upside the head!
Ow! You give yourself a resounding whap upside the head.
Biff! $n whaps $mself upside the head!

lag
Yes, yes.
$n is m o v i n g v e ry sl o w l y ...
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chortle
Heh.
$n chortles mischievously.
You chortle mischievously at $N.
$n chortles mischievously at $N.
$n chortles mischievously at you.
You chortle at your own joke.
$n chortles at $s own joke. Don't bother.

zerbert
Gotta zerbert SOMEBODY.
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You lift $N's shirt and blow loudly into $S navel!
$n lifts $N's shirt and blows loudly into $S navel!
Yeek! $n lifts your shirt and blows loudly into your navel!
Careful, people are staring...
$n looks around furtively, and then bends over and blows loudly into $s own navel!

twitch
You twitch nervously.
$n twitches nervously.
You twitch involuntarily at $N's presence.
$N must really be getting to $n...
$n notices you and twitches.
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leer
You peer around the room, leering like the pervert you are!
$n peers about, leering like a filthy pervert!
You leer at $N like the pervert you are.
$n eyes $N up and down, leering like a filthy pervert!
$n eyes you up and down, leering like a filthy pervert!
Desperation has reached new heights, hasn't it?
$n leers at $mself shamelessly.

polite
You give a polite little chuckle.
$n gives a polite little chuckle.
You indicate your underappreciation of $S joke.
$n gives a polite little chuckle to $N's joke.
$n gives a politle but unappreciative chuckle to your joke.
ou chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.
$n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.

mischievous
You give a mischievous smile at the trouble you have in mind.
$n grins mischievously at a nasty idea.
You grin mischievously at $M, thinking an evil thought.
$n grins mischievously at $N. $m must be thinking something evil.
$n grins mischievously at you. You inch toward the door.
You grin mischievously to yourself.
$n grins mischievously to $mself.

accept
You accept the proferred apology graciously.
$n graciously accepts the proferred apology.
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anticipate
You murmur 'Sssssoonnn, my presssssciousssss...'
$n murmurs 'Ssssssooonnnn, my pressssscioussss...'
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shudder
You shudder at the horror and repress tears.
$n shudders at the horror and represses tears.
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powertrip
You scream 'The PPppppPOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!' and writhe.
$n writhes, screaming 'The PPppppPOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!'
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mull
You mull over the idea at hand, asking for patience.
$n mulls over the idea at hand. Please be patient.
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wait
You wait patiently.
$n waits patiently.
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bat
You bat your long, dark lashes and smile innocently.
$n bats $s long, dark lashes and smiles innocently.
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sage
You nod sagely.
$n nods sagely.
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contemplate
You bite your lip contemplatively.
$n bites $s lip contemplatively.
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agree
You agree absolutely.
$n agrees absolutely.
You nod in enthusiastic agreement with $N.
$n nods in enthusiastic agreement with $N.
$n nods in enthusiastic agreement with you.
You find yourself most agreeable.
$n finds $mself the most agreeable being alive.

toast
You raise a glass of champagne in a toast.
$n raises $s glass of champagne in a toast.
You raise your glass of champagne to $S.
$n silently toasts $N.
$n silently toasts you.
You grin evilly and toast yourself.
$n grins evilly and toasts $mself.

conspire
You wink conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign.
$n winks conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign.
You induct $S into your private conspiracy with a wink.
$n winks conspiratorily at $N. You wonder what this can mean.
$n inducts you into $m private conspiracy with a wink.
$n is paranoid enough to distrust even $mself.
$n is so paranoid, $e's paranoid about being paranoid.

support
You fully support the plan.
$n fully supports the plan.
You hug $M supportively and smile.
$n hugs $N supportively and smiles.
$n hugs you supportively and smiles.
You hug yourself sadly.
$n hugs $mself sadly. Perhaps you could help?

pound
You make vague pounding motions with your fist at the thought.
$n makes vague pounding motions with $m fist at the thought.
You pound $M into a bloody mass.
$n pounds $N into a bloody mass.
$n pounds you into a bloody mass.
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wrist
You hold out out a wrist for a slap.
$n holds out a wrist for a slap.
You slaps $M wrist sharply.
$n slaps $N's wrist sharply.
$n slaps your wrist sharply.
You slap your own wrist.
$n slaps $m own wrist.

romeo
You light up a Romeo y Julietta cigar and puff contentedly.
$n lights up a Romeo y Julietta cigar and puffs contentedly.
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camel
You pretend you are a camel.
$n pretends to be a camel.
You light a Camel cigarette for $M.
$n lights a Camel cigarette for $N.
$n lights a Camel cigarette for you.
You light a Camel cigarette and inhale sharply.
$n lights a Camel cigarette and inhales sharply.

whip
You crack your bullwhip menacingly.
$n cracks a bullwhip menacingly.
You flick your whip across $M bare back.
$n flicks $s whip across $N's bare back.
$n flicks a whip across your back... the pain.. the pleasure..
You whip yourself into a frenzy.
$n whips $mself into a frenzy.

cramp
You gasp and clutch your abdomen, wheezing with the pain.
$n gasps and clutches $m abdomen in agony.
You hammerlock $M, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!"
$n hammerlocks $N, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!".
$n hammerlocks you, screaming "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!"
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make
You breathe heavily and wetly.
$n breathes heavily and wetly.
You steam up the windows with $M.
$n and $N start steaming up the windows.
$n starts steaming up the windows with you.
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sweep
You look at your empty arms and sigh.
$n looks at $s empty arms and sighs.
You sweep $M into your arms and kiss $M long and deeply.
$n sweeps $N into $s arms and kisses $M long and deeply.
$n sweeps you into $s arms and kisses you long and deeply.
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buff
You buff your nails on your cloak.
$n buffs $s nails on $s cloak.
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liver
You look angrily for someone to disembowel.
$n angrily for someone to disembowel.
You rip out $S liver and eat it.
$n rips out $N's liver and eats it.
$n rips out your liver and eats it.
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wrestle
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You wrestle $M to the floor and pin $M there.
$n wrestles $N to the floor, pinning $M there.
$n wrestles you to the floor and pins you.
You wrestle with your conscience.
$n wrestles with $m conscience.

tie
You toy with a pair of handcuffs suggestively.
$n toys suggestively with a pair of handcuffs.
You grab $N and tie $M to the bedposts.
$n grabs $N and ties $S to a four poster bed.
$n grabs you and ties you securely to a four poster bed.
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tight
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You hold $M tightly in your arms.
$n holds $N tightly in $m arms.
$n holds you in $s arms.
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fatality
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You intone, '$N wins. Fatality.'
$n intones, '$N wins. Fatality.'
$n intones, '$N wins. Fatality.'
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yowl
You yowl in frustration.
$n yowls in frustration!
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silly
You do the silly walk all around the room.
$n does the silly walk all around the room. $e *is* silly.
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yuki
You don a ninja head band, feeling more powerful already.
$n puts on a ninja head band, starting to look sinister.
You jumpkick $N, doing your best Yuki impression!
$n jumpkicks at $N, failing... falling on $s face!
$n jumps at you, falling on $s face.
You feel saddened that you cannot turn into a pile of dirt.
$n hangs $s head, plopping on the floor.

bslap
You give a mighty bitch slap to empty air.
$n violently swings his hand around in the air.
You give $N a mighty bitchslap upside the head!
$n gives $N a mighty bitchslap upside the head, sending $N flying!
$n gives you a mighty bitchslap upside the head, sending you flying! Ouch.
You give yourself a bitchslap upside the head, and nearly sprain your arm. Idiot.
$n gives $mself a mighty bitchslap upside the head. Better back away.

challenge
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hmm
You gently put your hand to your chin and lets out a "hmm..."
$n gently puts $s hand to $s chin and lets out a "hmm..."
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poing
PoInG! pOiNg!
$n hops around like a happy ferret!
You poing around $N.
$n hops around $N.
$n hops around you like a happy ferret.
You hop around excitedly chasing your own tail.
$n runs around hopping in circles, what are they on?

guido
You pretend that you're as cool as Guido.
$n whips out a gangster suit and pretends to be as cool as Guido. Not even close.
You try to impress $N by acting as cool as Guido.
$n tries to impress $N by acting as cool as Guido. Not even close.
$n tries to impress you by acting as cool as Guido. Not even close.
You try to convince yourself you're Guido..if only it were true.
$n pretends to be Guido...if only we could all be like Guido.

asskick
You look around for an ass to kick.
$n is ready to kick some ass.
You lodge your foot firmly up $N's anus.
$n kicks $N squarely in the ass.
$n kicks your ass! You loser.
You pull a muscle _and_ bruise your bum, smart move.
$n kicks himself in the butt, pulling a muscle in the process. Loser.

hiss
You hiss and narrow your eyes, looking for someone to blame.
$n hisses and slits $s eyes, wary.
You hiss viciously at $N, that bastard.
$n hisses viciously at $N, a feral gleam in $s eyes.
$n hisses visciously, $s eyes burning with hatred.
You spray spit all over yourself.
$n hisses at $mself, covering $mself in spit.

brisk
You pop open a can of Brisk and down it. That's BRISK, baby!
$n pops open a can of Brisk and downs it. That's BRISK, baby!
You toss a can of Brisk to $M. That's BRISK, baby!
$n tosses a can of Brisk to $N. That's BRISK, baby!
$n tosses a can of Brisk to you. That's BRISK, baby!
You toss a can of Brisk to yourself. Good catch.
$n tosses a can of Brisk to $mself. Maybe they're juggling.

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